Terrible Parables

The 2020 pandemic has been awful.

Like, super awful.

Horrible.

It's also caused me to do some weird things, one of which is to try and write parables like Jesus told.

Mine suck, though.

Jesus' parables were great.

Mine are not.

I kept trying, and my parables kept getting weirder and less coherent.

Anyway, one thing led to another, and I compiled them all into a book.

I think I'm proud of it.

I might be ashamed.

Can you be both proud and ashamed of something?

Anyway, if you want a copy, you can get one here.

You can actually read the whole book on that page without ordering a copy.

You might as well do that. I don't care either way. I don't make any money off of the book.

I just wanted to make it.

And I did.

It's stupid.

It's really stupid.

Enjoy.